Day 54: Manic Monday- Stagnant Car and the Grizzle Pig
- Samantha Knight

- Mar 28, 2022
- 3 min read
Updated: Apr 16, 2022
Oh dear…
I wake up this morning with such high hopes for the week and easing Lloris back into physio all starting today!, but would appear my well laid plans are about to get tossed up in air!
Rewinding a little; my lovely Volvo XC60 with a perfect size boot for Lloris to stretch out in, has been suffering a little of late with the rather strong aroma of dog… more specifically dirty, stinky, pee-ridden dog.
To say it’s a full on embarrassment is an understatement. If someone would have asked me for a lift I would have lied through my teeth to prevent that from happening!
It’s got into such a state as Lloris is literally in it everyday. We now have to drive to the park for our walks rather than walk there. Then his muddy, pee & poop stained body gets back in the car following the walk!
I have been waiting for his ‘leg cocking’ to return so he stops peeing all over himself then the car was going to get a good cleaning overhaul! Honest it was, that was/is my plan!

So when the car appears to have completely died on me this morning with no life in it whatsoever, (luckily whilst sat on my driveway!) it is with complete and total embarrassment when the Volvo technician arrives and spends hours in my car breathing in the said aroma.
Oh dear; he will surely be thinking, she’s a filthy B*tch!
The embarrassment has only gotten worse when I see him manage to get the boot open and he proceeds to empty everything out of it… including the screwed up nappies … I’m sure he’s not thinking they are dog nappies, he probably thinks I’ve been tossing dirty child nappies in the back! (I have been using dog nappies to wrap around his poorly weeping leg whilst in transit so he doesn’t lick it!, they aren’t pee ‘soiled’ ones!- honest!)
I am in no way surprised when he turns down an offer of a bacon roll?! I’m not sure I would accept food cooked by such a filthy car owner either!
Back to Lloris! …
In short it has meant my morning has been monopolised with sorting a courtesy car whilst my own filth bag car gets carted off to the garage… so no big park walk this morning, no physio exercises and instead he has a day at home chilling out with his Nan. You’d think he’d be loving some ‘lazy time’?!?!
Of course not, this is my demanding DIVA Lloris!
After us having had such a lovely weekend together with our trips to the park where he played a little football and made a new puppy friend and a house full of guests to fuss him yesterday … he is somewhat of a whining ‘Grizzle Pig’ today at home bored with Nanny.

Physio re-start now delayed until tomorrow. Instead I just have a little sulker boy on my hands…

This eve I am hit with a stuffed pig upon entering the front door which seems to have cheered him up- I love it when he’s all happy to see me!
A day in the office with me tomorrow but how am I going to take him in this spotlessly clean hire car without destroying it like my Volvo!!??





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